Need a product that mimics old-school clean laptop UI

I was born in 2004, and I remember my dad working on his laptop, using MSN, MySpace, Skype, Yahoo, etc. Yes these may be redundant applications now, but I would like to own a product that customizes the apps and UI for my OS system based on the year-range I select. More so than nostalgia, it's about the ad-free, distraction-less and clean workspace that existed, with a great combination of haptic and auditory feedback. It would be very cool to see this in a bundled tech-pack, that one can simply download and customize their laptop with.