Premium dog poop removal cleaning for shoes. Based in Europe, serving clients worldwide. $1000 white-glove shoe decontamination and deodorization.
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Hey PH! I’m the maker of “Oh Shit, No Shit.” 💩
This looks like a joke — it isn’t. It’s a real, functioning service and a conceptual artwork.
What it does
When you step in dog poop (we’ve all been there), we restore your shoe — deep clean, disinfect, deodorize — and, honestly, your dignity.
Why I built it
A few days ago I stepped in it myself. The shame + helplessness was wild. I realized I would’ve paid anything to make it go away.
This project turns that private humiliation into a public ritual of care. You’re not alone.
How it works
Bag your shoe (twice).
Place a $1000 order — one simple tier.
We email shipping instructions → you send the shoe like a normal package.
We clean, disinfect, neutralize odors, and send it back fresh.
Who it’s for
People who want a discreet, premium, no-questions-asked fix to a very human problem.
Price & scope
$1000 flat (one shoe).
Based in Europe — serving clients worldwide.
Optional before/after photos upon request.
Art angle
The service is also a performance about shame, care, and value. The absurd becomes real — that’s the point.
Ask
Tell me what you think about the concept, the copy, the flow. Would you change anything about the on-boarding or the way we communicate the art/real split?
Happy to answer everything in the thread — from materials we can handle to logistics. Thanks for reading! 🙏
— Maker of Oh Shit, No Shit
Saving soles, one step at a time.
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