👋 Hi Product Hunt — I did everything wrong.

No hunter. No teaser page. No pre-launch community building. No influencer outreach. No Loom demo (the demo only works in Chrome, so... yeah).

I've been heads down building for years and basically ignored every "how to launch on Product Hunt" checklist that exists.

What I did do is build something I genuinely believe has never existed before.

Cachee.ai is the world's first cache infrastructure that predicts your traffic before it happens 30 minutes ahead and deploys capacity autonomously before you ever feel the load. No human in the loop. No scrambling at 2am.

• 95%+ traffic prediction accuracy (really hitting 99.6% but don't want to overpromise and underdeliver)

• <30 second autonomous deployment

• 30-40% infrastructure cost reduction

• 450+ global edge locations ready to roll

• Built-in compliance for 30+ global regulations when we decide to go global (US to start)

Most cache platforms react. Cachee sees what's coming which really hit latency hunters. If you have a product reliant on low latency this is how you crush everyone.

I have no idea if this launch will go well. But the product is real, the benchmarks are real, and I'd genuinely love for you to tear it apart.

Ask me anything. 👇