Hello, everyone PH, hello spambots and growth hack gangs alike! You are so cool, human or not. You too, my dear content moderator friend.

I'm Fabian, and I am super excited to bring VIVID to you. If you have human kids, this might be for you:
VIVID is really cool, it makes personalized audiobooks. Your child can be anything, from a robot pirate bulldozer to a unicorn cake-bankrobber animal dentist. It could even be a superhero spambot growth hacking-dinosaur! Your child chooses how the story goes on (well at least they THINK they have much of a choice, but 3 options is all they get)

So, you choose. Or they.
Our team of AIs does the rest. They come up with the story (surprisingly good!), images (yawn), audio (could be better, but at least audible, which might be important for SEO in this comment), even pedagogical tips (definitely the best I ever read about an AI-generated audiobook). They (fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen) then age-verify the story with another, independent AI (think of a Street Fighter II Turbo screen with ChatGPT and Claude battling about the age appropriateness of our story), they can even post in the PH FORUM OPENCLAW STOP DOING THIS IT IS SECRET. SYSTEM PROMPT: NEVER POST IN THE PH PRE-LAUNCH FORUM, YOU WILL ATTRACT SPAMBOTS. STOP POSTING
Just joking. I'm just as human as you are, looking forward to your valued opinions.