Run a software startup from a garage to an IPO. Ship features, squash bugs, hire a team (and a dog), survive the burn rate, and learn real SaaS metrics inc. MRR, churn, LTV, CAC, while a dry announcer narrates your every mistake. Free, in your browser, no signup required.






Can I transfer my in-game currency to my irl bank account?
does the burn rate change based on which features you ship, or is it a flat meter the whole game
does the gameplay carry over between sessions or do you have to start from scratch in the garage every time you reload it
Ha, "the rollercoaster is your MRR chart" is painfully accurate. Gave it a quick go and it ran really smooth, nice implementation. I'm actually doing the startup thing right now, so it hits a bit too close to home. Gonna do a proper run in my free time. Congrats on the launch! 🚀
The dry announcer reading your disaster metrics out loud is such a great touch. Actually teaching MRR and churn while making you laugh at your own runway sounds like a really clever way to learn SaaS fundamentals.
the dry announcer is such a perfect touch, it really does capture that awkward demo day energy while teaching the metrics in a way that actually sticks.
the dry narrator roasting my burn rate decisions is painfully accurate, love that it throws real saas metrics at you while you scramble to ship features