A REST API of 100+ curated goat screams. Each scream tagged with: 🎵 Musical pitch (G#5, C4, A3...) 📊 Intensity (1-10) ⏱️ Duration 🎭 Vibe tags ("panic", "dry-heave", "dramatic/theatrical") Built with production patterns: • Sub-100ms latency • No API key required • Full OpenAPI docs • 200+ tests • Repository pattern, circuit breakers, multi-layer caching Why? To learn API Dev and laugh while doing it. It's over-engineered to teach. That's the point. Scream away: goatscreams.com/developer