Freeze the world. Keep the clock ticking.
An open-source computer vision pipeline that removes people from security footage while preserving the live timestamp. Frame-perfect, zero-config, fully local.
Introducing Signature-as-a-Service 📧✨ — because your email sign-offs deserve to match your emotional state.
Tired of "Best regards" when you're barely regarding anything? Done with "Warm wishes" when you're running on cold brew and spite? I got you.
Three tiers of chaos:
😌 Tier 1: Unbothered - "With chaotic neutrality,"
🤪 Tier 2: Unhinged - Not HR-approved
💀 Tier 3: Unleashed - For when you've completely given up
