Dumbass Business Ideas - The world's finest collection of terrible entrepreneurship

Built this in one bored afternoon because my brain refused to do anything useful. https://dumbassideas.com is now live: a public hall of shame (and secret shrine) for the worst business ideas humanity can muster. Think "Uber for goldfish" or "NFTs for expired milk." Submit your trash. Watch it get roasted. Climb the leaderboard of regret. Every entry is a sin. Every upvote is forgiveness. #sorrynotsorry dumbassideas.com