Every pre-launch post reads the same. Excited team, big vision, "notify me."

We're building a product whose entire premise is that work should be legible that the exec, the manager, and the engineer shouldn't be staring at three different fictions of the same project. Our line is "answers with receipts." So opening here with vibes would be a little embarrassing.

Instead, here's our own launch sprint, as Everview sees it this morning:

• Sprint health: Press. One state below Overdrive. Sustainable for days, not weeks and yes, we know.

• Say/Do: 0.81. We committed to 21 items; 17 are tracking true.

• Carry-over stamps: 3. All three are launch-page copy. Words are hard.

• WIP limit: breached twice this week. The system flagged it both times. The founder did it anyway.