Hot or Not - Turning unicorns into glue since 2025

Hey PH 👋 Hot or Not: Startup Edition is our love letter to every terrible startup pitch we’ve made (or heard). Instead of validation, you’ll get roasted. Instead of funding, you’ll get backhanded compliments. And instead of traction… well, traction is overrated anyway. Here’s the deal: - Drop your ‘billion-dollar’ idea. - Pick your roast level: Gentle, Medium, or Unhinged. - Brace yourself for the most backhanded compliments you’ve ever seen. Every click has a twist: dark mode won’t protect you, settings might betray you, and certain magic words unlock chaos. (Hint: investors love to hear about “unicorns” and “billions.” 😉) It’s like Shark Tank… if the sharks were drunk, mean, and allergic to unicorns. 🦄 And if you’re an old-school gamer… maybe try that famous ‘up up down down left right left right’ sequence. Just saying. 👀🎮 Would love to hear your worst/best ideas in the comments