🚨 Landing Page Roast: 48 Hours Only 🚨

A few of us at Product Hunt are putting on our most brutally honest (but helpful!) hats and roasting landing pages for the next two days. Want in? Drop your link below, and we’ll give you real, no-BS feedback on:


🔥 Clarity – Does your message make sense or sound like corporate soup?
🔥 Calls to Action – Do we feel compelled to click, or just… leave?
🔥 Design & UX – Smooth experience or rage quit territory?
🔥 Anything else – Tell us what you want feedback on.


No ego, no fluff—just straight-up advice to make your page better. Drop your link below 👇

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Seeing a lot of landing pages here with the same issue:

They explain the product…

but don’t guide the user to act.

Most conversion leaks I see:

– no clear next step

– delayed response after form submission

– zero interaction

We’ve been testing AI-driven pages that instantly engage + qualify visitors, and the difference in conversions is noticeable.

Curious! what’s everyone here averaging for conversion rate?

Just a portfolio site

Would love a roast on this 👀

I’m building CogniFocus, an Android focus app where a Goblin reacts when you drift during focus sessions instead of just silently counting time.

Main thing I’m trying to improve right now:

  • hero clarity

  • first impression

  • whether the Goblin roasting concept lands immediately or feels confusing

Would love brutally honest feedback before launch🙏

Would love a roast on

Quick roast: the content is useful, but it currently reads more like a neutral briefing than a landing page.

The biggest missing piece is audience and next step. Who is this for: first-time EB-5 investors, immigration attorneys explaining the process, regional centers, or families comparing projects? Right now I learn what EB-5 is, but I don’t know what the site wants me to do after learning it.

I’d add a clear promise at the top, something like: Understand the EB-5 path before you talk to a project sponsor. Then pick one CTA: download a checklist, compare project categories, or book/refer to counsel. Also consider adding a short not-legal-or-investment-advice note because this category is high-stakes.

Good raw material — it just needs a sharper conversion path.

Quick roast: the content is useful, but it currently reads more like a neutral briefing than a landing page.

The biggest missing piece is audience and next step. Who is this for: first-time EB-5 investors, immigration attorneys explaining the process, regional centers, or families comparing projects? Right now I learn “what EB-5 is,” but I don’t know what the site wants me to do after learning it.

I’d add a clear promise at the top, something like “Understand the EB-5 path before you talk to a project sponsor,” then one CTA: download a checklist, compare project categories, or book/refer to counsel. Also consider adding a short “not legal or investment advice” note because this category is high-stakes.

Good raw material — it just needs a sharper conversion path.

Would love a roast on this small free tool:

Context: it is for Etsy/Shopify sellers checking an Alibaba supplier quote, sample order, or freight message before paying. They paste the quote details and get a local-only risk score, red flags, and supplier follow-up questions.

What I am trying to validate:

- Does the first screen make the buyer pain clear fast enough?

- Is the CTA too tool-first, or should it lead with "avoid paying a risky Alibaba quote"?

- Does the paid manual review upsell feel natural, or does it show up too early?

Current concern: people have clicked from Product Hunt and communities, but nobody has submitted the free second-look form yet, so I suspect the page has a trust or clarity problem.

Would love a roast on Reinvoice:

It helps freelancers, contractors, and side-gig workers create invoices, track payments, send reminders, and keep tax-ready records without complicated bookkeeping software.

I would love feedback on clarity, CTA strength, and whether the page makes you trust the product enough to try it.

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