SBTI (Silly Big Personality Test) is a free personality quiz that went viral across Chinese social media overnight — think MBTI, but absurd. Instead of serious psychological labels, you get one of 27 brutally honest, self-deprecating personality types like DEAD, ATM-er, MALO, or DRUNK. The descriptions are short, punchy, and hit uncomfortably close to home. 30 questions. 15 dimensions. No sign-up needed. Results are instant with a shareable card.