Dress in all blue or grey. (Ladies: Body suit from American Apparel). Then, glue cotton balls all over you. At the moment someone asks you what you are, pull out a spray bottle from behind your back. Shout: "90% chance of rain." Proceed to spray water in their face.
While you could run away, the recommended approach is to buy your new friend a drink. Or, even better, have a second spray bottle of vodka.
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