BakaBags
A Tsundere AI that roasts your Solana wallet.
7 followers
A Tsundere AI that roasts your Solana wallet.
7 followers
Connect your Solana wallet and get financially bullied by an AI. BakaBags fetches your live balances and 24h PnL to deliver brutal, culturally authentic Tsundere roasts. Because staring at red candles is better when an anime girl is judging you.
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Hey Product Hunt ✌️
I built BakaBags because standard Web3 portfolio trackers are sterile. We already know what our PnL looks like—what we really want is to cope through humor and share the damage with our timeline.
BakaBags isn't a dashboard; it's a viral emotional state machine built for the 2026 Solana ecosystem. Here is how the engine works:
1. Zero-Dox Input: You paste your Solana address (no connection required for the free hit).
2. JIT Data Fetch: The backend pulls your live token balances and 24h market context via Helius and DexScreener.
3. State Classification: The system maps your portfolio's performance to an emotional vector (e.g., "REKT", "Smug", "Disgust").
4. The Roast: An LLM merges this live market data with a strict Tsundere persona to generate a highly specific, mathematically accurate insult, complete with dynamic sprite swaps and authentic Japanese slang.
It's an entertainment product wrapped in a DeFi interface. Drop your wallet, get bullied, and post the screenshot below. I want to see who has the worst bags today.