Most LinkedIn and X bios are invisible. Not because the person lacks talent — because nobody told them what's wrong. Brutal AI audit in 30 seconds: → 5-category score with industry calibration (Tech, Finance, Legal, Creative, Founder + more) → Voice-matched rewrite using YOUR writing samples → 2-sentence roast that hits hard The Playbook ($29 one-time): 3 bio rewrites, 5 headlines, content pillars, 30-day plan, brand statement. Instant. No subscription.
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Hey PH! JD here, founder of ProfileFire 🔥
Built BioRoast in one evening for the Lovable Builders Weekend sweepstakes.
Then couldn't stop.
Most brutal roast result so far:"You sound like every failed dropshipper's
motivational Pinterest board."
That was a real bio. The person went from 2.8/10 to 8.1/10 after the rewrite.
We just added industry-calibrated scoring — Finance, Tech, Creative, Legal, Founder
and more. Because a finance bio and a creative bio have completely different
standards.
Try it free → profilefire.com/roast
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