Duolingo Roll - Turn your bathroom into a classroom

My favourite review from the site: “More fun and softer than the textbook I was previously using.” 😂

👋 Hello, Hunters! Studies have found that the average person spends 14 minutes every day sitting on a toilet. Yet, our research shows that it only takes 5 minutes a day to learn a new language, so our learning scientists systematically engineered a new bottom-up approach to language acquisition... toilet paper that teaches you phrases in new languages. But why toilet paper?
 🧻 It's convenient language learning that goes, where you go. 🦢 Language learning is hard enough, so we made it 3-ply soft. 🔬 It's intelligently designed to be good for your brain and your bum.
 With Duolingo Roll, you can master essential Spanish phrases like, "Tengo esta cebolla y la voy a usar" (“I have this onion and I'm going to use it.") Or career-defining Japanese ones like, "私の猫は弁護士です" ("My cat is a lawyer.") Duolingo Roll is available now for English, Spanish, Portuguese, Japanese, and Chinese speakers. Let's roll. 🧻

Parody, yes, but people would actually buy this! Well done. 🧻 😀

Recommending this as a part of educational reforms. Truly revolutionary!

Should have known. Got me again! April Fools 😡

?makers I'm genuinely disappointed this isn't an actual product. I would purchase this as a gag gift if you offered [Spanish for English learners] and [English for Italian learners]. Please make this real so I can give you my money :)

Happy April Fool's!

This is a beautifully designed April Fools joke 😆

OMG, these colors! @jckmgn

And when you don't remember the vocab..."mierda!"