Product Hunt loved Pabo’s delivery snail, so I made him a game. Now on iPhone: shop 200+ imaginary products with pretend money, guide Pabo past rocks, unbox your order and decorate your room. Also on Android. Nothing in the catalog is real.

Browse a fake catalog, spend pretend money, and track a snail who slowly delivers your order. Nothing real ever ships. That is the point. All the joy of ordering, none of the packages.