Small Desk Energy turns a founder feud into a fight night. Marc Lou complained about his beehiiv bill. beehiiv's CEO answered in a newsletter to 150K readers. We pulled every public post, the newsletter, and 54 archived pricing pages, then scored it round by round: the 4x price climb, the DM vs. the public jab, the low blows, the swings after the bell. Every receipt links to its source. The scores are opinion. Ring the bell in the live iso-glow arena and pick a corner.