Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Forecast: ‘Partly cloudy. Stop fighting your arch-nemesis in the rain.’”
— The Powerpuff Girls’ Weather Hotline
“I am speed. Also soaking wet because I ignored Tim.”
— Lightning McQueen
“Forecast told me to slow down and embrace the drizzle.”
— Sonic the Hedgehog, in therapy
“Tim warned of ‘moisture and meddling kids.’ I hid.”
— The Ghost in Scooby-Doo
“He told me to stop yelling in the rain like a dramatic anime villain.”
— Vegeta
“Forecast said: ‘Today’s outlook: suspicious and slightly haunted.’”
— Courage the Cowardly Dog
“Tim yelled ‘STORM FRONT, DUCK, YOU NERD.’ I respect his energy.”
— Dexter (from the Laboratory)