Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Opened the app to check the weather, left questioning my life choices and texting my ex. 10/10, would get roasted by Tennessee Tim again.”
“Tennessee Tim told me it was going to rain. It didn’t. I got dumped. Coincidence? I think not.”
– Becky Sue From Accounting
“Why does this app understand me better than my therapist?”
– Gregory “Hot Sauce” Lee
“I asked for wind speed. Tim told me to stop texting ‘u up?’ to my therapist.”
— Coraline With a Concussion
“Rainy with a 70% chance of ‘why am I like this?’”
— Bret With the Emotional Umbrella
“Push alert just said: ‘You up? It’s drizzling and so is your dignity.’”
— Chelsea in Crisis
“Weather said clear skies, but emotionally? Category 5.”
— Glenn ‘The Human Forecast’ Dobbins