Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Forecast screamed: ‘Stop dating baristas named Evan!’ HOW DOES HE KNOW??”
— Chelsea From Hot Mess Weekly
“The beard? The hat? Instant trust. I’d give him my equity.”
— @CryptoWanderLad
“This app told me to ‘wear boots and trust no one.’ My ex showed up 10 minutes later.”
– Lyle D. Dangerfield
“Forecast said ‘emotional fog with a chance of poor decisions.’ Nailed it.”
– Dr. Wendy Von Waffle
“I asked Siri about the weather. She started crying and recommended Tennessee Tim.”
– Bluetooth Jerry
“Downloaded the app. Now I carry an umbrella everywhere and fear intimacy.”
– Brenda the Librarian
“Weather said ‘sunny with a 0% chance of marriage proposals.’ My boyfriend ghosted me.”
– Crystal Methany