Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“I thought this was a weather app. Why is it calling me out with such accuracy??”
— Trevor the Walking Red Flag
“Tim yelled ‘TORNADO!’ and I laid an egg. Coincidence?”
— Barbara the Anxious Chicken
“Weather alert screamed: ‘ET TU, THUNDERSTORM?’ 10/10 drama.”
— William Blake
★★★★★ “Honestly? Better than therapy. Forecast said ‘foggy and emotionally fragile.’ It me.”
— @spicywifey91, App Store
“Forecast said ‘I’d be late and emotionally unavailable.’ Excuse me??”
— Fog, Sentient Mist Blob
“Tennessee Tim roasted me for being late, wet, and loud. I’m monsoon, okay?”
— Mo the Monsoon
“Tim told me to stop ruining summer weddings. I’m trying, okay??”
— Unexpected Raincloud Over Becky’s Reception