Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“I don’t check the temperature anymore—I ask Tim how my day will feel.”
– Emo Chad
“Humidity is 82% and so is my self-doubt.”
– Clarence ‘Clammy’ Danforth
“Tennessee Tim said ‘don’t date people who wear flip-flops in January.’ I deleted Tinder.”
– Raven Moonshine
“Like a therapist and a meteorologist fused into one unqualified but lovable man.”
– Brutus “Buttercup” Jenkins
“I got dumped and hailed on at the same time. Tim tried to warn me.”
– Fiona Axlerod
“Tennessee Tim is the only man I trust anymore.”
– Ashley Who Owns 4 Blenders
“First app that gave me a weather forecast and told me I’m a snack.”
– Danielle from the Dunkin’ Drive-Thru