Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
"Tim told me to ‘wear layers and stop being so emotionally available.’”
— Miranda Who Has a Google Doc of Boundaries
“App said ‘overcast with a 70% chance of you texting him again.’ I didn’t. Growth.”
— Weather & Regret Digest
“I don’t even check the temp. I check if Tim thinks I should go outside.”
— Carol Who Collects Tiny Teaspoons of Validation
“Tim told me it’s windy and I’m not built for confrontation. True.”
— Simon Who Cries Mid-Argument
“App just showed a cloud crying and said, ‘Same.’”
— Nostalgia Forecast Network
“Forecast said: ‘Maybe stop blaming Mercury.’ I felt attacked.”
— Lila from Mystic Mess Monthly
It told me to ‘go outside, but not emotionally.’ Genius.”
— Nico With the Emotional Sunscreen