Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Forecast said: ‘Emotional landslide incoming—wear stretchy pants.’”
— Derek Who Gave Up on Denim
“It’s the only app that updates AND checks in on my soul.”
— National Weather Shaming Society
“Tennessee Tim called me ‘sweet pea’ and warned about flash flooding. I swooned.”
— Gina Who Trusts No One But Tim
“App said ‘it’s gonna pour, emotionally and atmospherically.’ 10/10 honesty.”
— Victor With the Lanyard of Regret
“Tim told me ‘dress for the storm and the confrontation you’ve been avoiding.’”
— Petra With the Fiery Text Drafts
“The app sighed and said, ‘Just… no.’ I respected that.”
— Trevor From Sad Weather, Sadder Men
“Forecast: mild temps, passive-aggressive tendencies.”
— Randy With a Tiny Fan and Big Feelings