Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Tim’s the only man who checks in on me AND warns about pollen.”
— Sheila With the Ragweed Rage
“App said: ‘Feels like 86° and you’re spiraling.’ Rude but helpful.”
— Damon, Moonbeam Wrangler
“It yelled: ‘CLOUDY. JUST LIKE YOUR EMOTIONAL AWARENESS.’”
— Cheryl Who Drinks Iced Coffee in the Snow
“I asked about snow. It gave me a Spotify playlist and a breakup quote.”
— The Pretentious Forecast Podcast
“Tim told me to wear rainboots and stop gaslighting myself.”
— Martin Who Apologizes for Everything
“Weather: sunny. Mood: deeply suspicious. App said both.”
— Janessa from Conspiracy & Casserole Monthly
“App told me to pack an umbrella and leave Mark. Done and done.”
— Lana ‘Markless and Moisturized’ Jenkins