Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Said: ‘Slight drizzle, massive disappointment.’ Pretty sure he meant my love life.”
— Babs With the Backup Husband
“App told me to bring a sweater and pack my self-respect.”
— Zayne With the Collectible Spoon Fetish
“Downloaded this ironically. Now Tim is my father figure.”
— The Lonely Hipster Almanac
“Tennessee Tim predicted my relationship ending AND a heatwave. Same weekend.”
— Luca “Sunscreen & Sadness” Delgado
“App warned of emotional thunderstorms and soggy boundaries.”
— Harriet Who Loves Chaos and Cornbread
“Tim once told me to hydrate and dump my entire friend group. Best advice ever.”
— Hurt Feelings Quarterly
“Forecast said: ‘partly shady and full of regret.’ I canceled my hinge date.”
— Brandi Who Ghosts with Kindness