Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Tennessee Tim slapped me with a wind advisory and an affirmation. I’m healing.”
— Carmella With the Cat Named ‘Ozone’
“This app is like horoscopes but soaked in barbecue sauce and truth.”
— Fortune & Grit Magazine
“Tim said it’s raining and I need to stop projecting. I screamed.”
— Riley the Reformed Overthinker
“Push alert said: ‘Sunshine incoming, unlike your last text.’ Brutal.”
— Jess from Thirsty Digest
“App said it was cloudy and I should stop being so clingy. Called out.”
— Duncan Who Overanalyzes Everything
“Weather warning: 90% humidity, 100% pettiness. I stayed home.”
— Meteorology for the Emotionally Immature
“Tim is like a Southern Yoda but with fewer filters and more bar graphs.”
— Darius Who Misquotes Star Wars Daily