Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Tim called my ex a human cold front and I haven’t stopped clapping.”
— The Depressington Gazette
“App told me: ‘Weather’s fine. You’re not.’ I sobbed into my granola.”
— Tyson, Freelance Candle Sniffer
“The humidity is 87% and so is my unhealed childhood trauma.”
— Darla Who Just Got a Nose Piercing at 43
“Tennessee Tim is the meteorological messiah we never deserved.”
— The Anxious Astronaut Times
“Forecast said: ‘High UV, low self-worth.’ I wore SPF and cried.”
— Rochelle in the Taco Bell Parking Lot
“App told me to ‘check my weather AND my tone.’”
— Brandon ‘The Passive-Aggressive Front’ Michaels
“Tim once predicted heartbreak and hail. He was only wrong about the hail.”
— Dateline: Sadboy City