Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Told me to avoid eye contact and seafood-based relationships. I obeyed.”
— Crab-Loving Carl
“It said ‘expect light sprinkles and deep self-loathing.’ At least it’s honest.”
— Crystal Who Overanalyzes Raindrops
“Best breakup recovery tool since tequila and blocking apps.”
— Sloane from the Thunder Squad
“Tennessee Tim once looked into my soul through a dew point chart.”
— Baron Von Thistledown III
“App said it was ‘muggy and emotionally unsafe.’ My therapist nodded in agreement.”
— Janet From Emotionally Exhausted Weekly
“Said it would rain and I’d overshare at a barbecue. Tim never misses.”
— Curtis Who Brings Mayo-Based Salads
“Forecast said: ‘Windy, wild, and wildly out of pocket—just like you.’”
— Tina “Too Real” Vargas