Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Tim said it was gonna hail, and my ex showed up with closure. Same thing.”
— Zane the Emotional Storm
“App said ‘scattered showers and mood swings.’ I felt personally attacked.”
— Ronnie “Tears” Delgado
“It’s not just a forecast. It’s a prophecy from a Southern wizard in a pink hat.”
— Loretta Lou Spaghetti
“Got a flash flood warning and a reminder I deserve better. I cried in my car.”
— Jared from the Craft Store
“App said ‘take a sweater and block him.’ I did both.”
— Emily “Boundary Queen” Patel
“Only app where barometric pressure and trauma bonding show up together.”
— Cliff With the Backup Ukulele
“Tim’s push notification just said ‘Girl, NO.’ 5 stars.”
— Shantelle From Planet Chaos