Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Every day starts with, ‘You’re gonna mess up today. Here’s the weather.’”
– Dr. Cornelius Wigglepants
“This app cured my seasonal depression and gave me a complex.”
– Becky in a Blanket
“Said ‘cold front coming in—so are your unresolved issues.’ I screamed.”
– Angela From The Void
“Tornado alert AND a reminder to stop dating DJs. Life-changing.”
– Kat Von Tornado
“Tim’s beard has more wisdom than all my exes combined.”
– Charlene ‘Beard Trust’ McNulty
“Deleted all my weather apps. Tim is my meteorological messiah now.”
– Pastor Dwayne ‘Sunshine’ Hemsworth
“The app told me to wear SPF 50 and emotionally detach from Brad. Life saver.”
— Savannah “Sunburn” Rose