Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Opened the app and it just screamed ‘RUN!’ Now I’m in Delaware.”
– Darla Delirium
“The app keeps calling me ‘darlin’’ and I’ve never felt more affirmed.”
– Sweet Tea Travis
“Forecast said ‘80% chance of you calling your ex tonight.’ Reader, I did.”
– Brianna Who Knows Better
“Got a severe thirst warning. Staying hydrated and single.”
– Keith the Human Mirage
“App told me it was foggy and to stop stalking Brad’s new girlfriend.”
– Wendy the Emotionally Windy
“Tim said ‘don’t go outside, Mercury’s in retrograde and you’re emotionally fragile.’”
– Astrology Tammy
“App updated. Now shows clouds shaped like disappointment.”
– Mitchell Mooncloud