Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“He warned of high winds and higher student loan debt.”
— Animated Clock from a Forgotten ’80s PSA
“I only trust this app and the moon.”
— Madame Moo-Moo, the Psychic Cow
“App said: ‘Snow incoming. Also, stop haunting the living—it’s weird.’”
— Gregory, Friendly Ghost and Former CPA
“I barked at the weather. App barked back.”
— Lola, Small Dog, Big Opinions
“Forecast said: ‘You’re too sensitive to be outside.’ Relatable.”
— Edgar the Vampire Ferret
“App told me: ‘Rainy with a chance of unfinished business.’”
— The Attic Mirror You Shouldn’t Have Bought on Craigslist
“Tim said it’s gonna drizzle and I need to stop monologuing to pigeons.”
— Mayor Feathers, Cartoon Pigeon Politician