Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“He knew it would hail. I built a bunker. Tim is my god now.”
— Winston the Survivalist Tortoise
“Forecast said: ‘You’re dead, stop checking the app.’”
— Enchanted Skeleton Beneath the Wishing Tree
“Told me not to fly into windows. I appreciate that.”
— Darla the Emotionally Scarred Blue Jay
“I was a storm chaser. Now I chase Tim’s approval.”
— Lightning Larry, Retired Cartoon Weasel
“He predicted fog and when my ex would post vacation photos.”
— Susan the Haunted Carousel Horse
“App said: ‘Chilly winds, don’t start another musical number.’”
— Melody, the Overly Dramatic Singing Fox
“Forecast: ‘Partly cloudy and unfulfilled.’ That’s me!”
— Kevin, the Existential Hedgehog