Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Tennessee Tim told me to hibernate emotionally. I obeyed.”
— Benny the Bearded Woodland Bear
“Said: ‘Dry with a chance of beef.’ Confusing. Accurate.”
— Ralph the Vengeful Cow
“Tim knew I was going to molt before I did.”
— Sir Beaksalot, Retired Parrot Detective
“Forecast warned: ‘Thunderstorm and exorcism in aisle six.’”
— The Grocery Store Intercom That Won’t Die
“App said: ‘It’s sunny and so is your denial.’”
— Gilda the Aging Tap-Dancing Platypus
“I’ve been trapped in this lighthouse since 1842. Tim says bring a sweater.”
— Captain Gorybones, Nautical Poltergeist
“App beeped and said: ‘You’re a goat. Calm down.’”
— Thaddeus, Mountain Goat With Issues