Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Forecast included a reminder to stop hexing my neighbors. Thanks, Tim.”
— The Old Weather Vane Witch of Spite Hill
“He said: ‘There’s a 90% chance of flapping and regret.’ I believe him.”
— Moth With Daddy Issues
“App told me not to eat the mail again. Mind your business, Tim.”
— Doug the Labrador
“Tennessee Tim once whispered: ‘Partly cloudy, entirely unhinged.’ I ascended.”
— Cosmo, the Astral Otter
“Forecast included a subtle insult about my eyebrows. I liked it.”
— Wendy the Cartoon Eyebrow Gremlin
“App said: ‘Rain expected. You still won’t get invited to brunch.’”
— The Fridge Ghost With Opinions
“He said: ‘Storm advisory. Also, you’re projecting again.’ I wept.”
— Harold, the Haunted Doll Who Journals