Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“I don’t understand weather. But I understand Tim.”
— Stan the Goldfish with a Deep Inner World
“Forecast: ‘Heavy wind and unresolved trauma.’ Called out.”
— Willow the Therapy Opossum
“Tim warned of hail. I danced anyway. Lost two hooves. No regrets.”
— Percy the Tap-Dancing Goat
“He said: ‘You’re a cartoon rat. Stay outta the rain, drama queen.’”
— Remooch, Former Sidekick Mouse
“Told me to ‘hold onto my shell and let go of that grudge.’”
— Shelley the Passive-Aggressive Turtle
“App said: ‘High UV and bad vibes.’ Tim’s third eye is WIDE open.”
— The Daily CroneCast
“Forecast was correct. I found love in a thunderstorm. He’s a crow.”
— Felicia the Forbidden Field Mouse