Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Said: ‘You’re gonna feel a breeze, and also… betrayal.’ Too real.”
— Brutus
“App said: ‘Rain and regret.’ I painted a masterpiece.”
— Vincent van Gogh
“Tennessee Tim would’ve crushed it at Gettysburg. Just sayin’.”
— Abraham Lincoln
“I declare Tim a national treasure. Also, partly cloudy.”
— Theodore Roosevelt
“Forecast warned of stormy weather and moody composers. I took offense.”
— Ludwig van Beethoven
“Tim told me to ‘let go of Florence and bring an umbrella.’ I ignored him. Regret.”
— Dante Alighieri
“Said: ‘You’ve got enlightenment and light showers incoming.’”
— Voltaire