Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Tennessee Tim helped me process the storm within and the one outside.”
— William Shakespeare
“He told me to ‘duck the guillotine and pack a raincoat.’”
— Robespierre
“App said: ‘Tropical depression and artistic angst ahead.’ I painted through it.”
— Frida Kahlo
“Tennessee Tim is the chaos I wish I had during my mutiny.”
— Captain William Bligh
“App told me to stop philosophizing and go inside before lightning hits. Reasonable.”
— René Descartes
“Told me it was humid and I should consider therapy. Not wrong.”
— Darlene with the Large Purse
“Weather report included: mild winds, high chance of being ghosted.”
— Bobby “Left on Read” Tisdale