Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“I thought this was a joke app. It is. And yet I live by it.”
— Paula Wafflehouse IV
“App said ‘hot and sticky, like your situationship.’”
— Keisha in a Crop Top
“Gave me a five-day forecast and a scathing personality roast.”
— Brandon ‘Softboy’ Jenkins
“Told me to avoid eye contact and precipitation. Both worked out.”
— Maggie Who Knows Things
“Tim screamed ‘IT’S GON’ BE UGLY OUT THERE’ and he was right.”
— Barb “The Bathtub Prophet” Crawley
“The pollen count was high and so were my standards. Tim fixed both.”
— Jeremy ‘Allergic to Love’ Fields
“Said ‘feels like 97° and emotional regression.’ Spot on.”
— Clarice from the Clamshell Café