Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“App told me to stop dating musicians and carry a windbreaker. Brutal.”
— DJ GhostFace Feelz
“I only check this app before crying in public.”
— Marge Who Collects Frogs
“Forecast said: ‘Drizzle, drama, and delusion.’ That’s my autobiography.”
— Bobby Jean Turnip
“Got a heat advisory and a note that said ‘Text her back, coward.’”
— Chad ‘The Ignored’ Matthews
“App said: ‘Bring a coat, bring boundaries.’”
— Denise Who Deserves More
“Rainy with a chance of settling for less. Story of my life.”
— Kyle With the Velcro Wallet
“Told me to hydrate and stop pretending he’ll change. I needed that.”
— Angela “The Enlightened” Stormcloud