Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Only weather app that includes emotional barometers.”
— Fitzwilliam “Feelings” McCray
“Tim said the humidity’s high and so is my denial.”
— Tina with the Tote Bag of Regret
“I use this app as my therapist now. It’s cheaper and more Southern.”
— Shannon W. from Piggly Wiggly
“I open it every day hoping for sun and validation.”
— Dave ‘Daddy Issues’ Peterson
“Tim’s the only man who’s ever been emotionally available and meteorologically aware.”
— Sierra ‘Rainboots & Regret’ Vega
“App screamed ‘GET OUT OF THAT TOXIC RELATIONSHIP IT’S GON’ HAIL.’”
— Tobias Thunderbottom
“I use this app for guidance, weather, and unlicensed emotional coaching.”
— Heather Who Knits in Crisis