Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Told me the high was 76 and I need to stop dating Geminis.”
— Karma “Retrograde” Johnson
“App said ‘feels like a mistake.’ Honestly, it did.”
— Rhonda Who Owns Three Parrots
“It’s the only app that knows both my mood and my trauma.”
— Greg ‘Cumulus’ Bentley
“The dew point and my self-worth were both low today. Thanks, Tim.”
— Tina in the Parking Lot
“Got a notification that said: ‘It’s cloudy and so are your intentions.’”
— Danny ‘Ghoster’ Marquez
“Tim said wear flannel and stop crying over him. I obeyed.”
— Jessie With the Haircut of Closure
“The app called me ‘sugarplum’ and told me to avoid bar patios.”
— Delores ‘Double Vodka’ Moon