Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Forecast said: scattered clouds and unresolved daddy issues.”
— Felix with the Funky Socks
“It told me to moisturize and move on. I felt spiritually attacked.”
— Leslie from Lane 7
“Tennessee Tim yelled ‘DODGE THAT LOW PRESSURE MAN!’ I ducked.”
— Sheryl With the Psychic Cat
“Only app that gives weather AND emotional wellness checks.”
— Kevin ‘Cries at Commercials’ Reynolds
“It said ‘gonna be damp—like your love life.’”
— Samantha ‘Always Misty’ Clark
“The sunrise graphic punched me in the feelings.”
— Oliver Who Forgets His Passwords
“Tennessee Tim is the life coach I never asked for but always needed.”
— Brenda Lee Biscuit