Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Got a frost warning and a call-out for my emotional unavailability.”
— Max ‘Cold Front’ Daniels
“Forecast: Mostly chaotic with a high chance of self-awareness.”
— Trudy ‘Therapized’ Rivers
“App told me to bring a jacket and delete my ex’s number. Only did one. Guess which.”
— Leslie Who Lives for Drama
“I checked the app and somehow got closure AND sunburn.”
— Vinny ‘Vulnerable & Peeling’ Dominguez
“Told me it’s partly cloudy and I should stop dating people who say ‘vibes.’”
— Karlee “Crystals” McGee
“Forecast: 73° and emotionally unavailable. Same as Chad.”
— Brielle With the Backup Plan
“App gave me a 10-day forecast and a list of red flags to avoid.”
— Donnie ‘Denial’ McFlannel