Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“App told me to wear layers and stop romanticizing garbage men named Brent.”
— Sasha Moonbeam
Said ‘severe thunderstorm incoming—also, he’s not texting back.’”
— Todd With the Forever Beanie
“It’s the only app that checks the humidity and my codependency.”
— Frances With a Collection of Mugs
“Said the low is 62°F and my self-worth. Rude but fair.”
— Angela With a Capital A
“This app is like if Dr. Phil and a tornado had a podcast.”
— Tammy Twister
“I check the app for weather, stay for the judgment.”
— Leon “Rain Shamed” Bradley
“It told me ‘there’s a high-pressure system and also, stop dating men named Kyle.’”
— Janet With the Bubble Umbrella