Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“App said: ‘58° and don’t trust anyone who says “it’s not that cold.”’”
— Murray From Milwaukee
“I opened the app and it just whispered, ‘Girl, no.’”
— Gina Who Deserves Better
“Tim predicted a cold front and emotional gaslighting. Both hit hard.”
— Chaz With 4 Hoodies
“The app said, ‘Consider sunscreen and emotional detachment.’”
— Kara Who Used to Date DJs
“Forecast: scattered shade and poor choices. I felt personally attacked.”
— Bobby in Board Shorts
“Tennessee Tim told me I was a 40% chance of sunshine and a 100% hot mess.”
— Lexie the Librarian
“I trust this app more than my last 3 relationships combined.”
— Ben ‘Partly Cloudy’ Thompson