Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Said ‘don’t date someone who still says YOLO.’ Life-changing.”
— Denise With Regret Bangs
“App told me it was foggy and I was projecting. Rude. Correct.”
— Sheri With No Chill
Humidity’s high and so is my emotional baggage.”
— Craig ‘Cumulus’ Hastings
“Said I’d experience light showers and deep introspection. Wildly accurate.”
— Nina “The Damp Philosopher”
“Only forecast I trust. My therapist said it’s unhealthy. I stopped going.”
— Lance Who Bought a Boat in February
“Told me to hydrate and emotionally log off. I failed both.”
— Heather Who Drinks Iced Coffee in Blizzards
“The icon was a sun wearing shades and flipping me off. 10/10 UI.”
— Visual Designer Derek