Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Forecast said ‘sunny and suspicious.’ I canceled my date.”
— Renee from the Secret Society of Gut Feelings
“App told me to wear boots and stop enabling people.”
— Tracy With the Steel-Toe Soul
“I’ve never been insulted by a cloud graphic before. Felt… right.”
— Jeff the Weather Empath
“Today’s forecast: ‘don’t be weird in the group chat.’ I was weird anyway.”
— Britney from the Parking Lot
“App screamed: ‘PARTLY TOXIC WITH A CHANCE OF GHOSTING.’”
— Xander ‘Read, Not Replied’ Maxwell
“Downloaded the app. Deleted my ex. Gained inner peace and a poncho.”
— Charlene Who Meditates in Mud
“Said it’s a great day to forgive myself and carry an umbrella.”
— Marvin With a Soggy Soul